assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

charl0ttan:

hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

mossy-cobble:

mossy-cobble:

when im bored as shit at night time i go on ebay and lowball people selling tamagotchis. i be sending downright unreasonable offers i mean real gust of wind and tumbleweed type shit. a peanut a sweet and three pennies. give me the elctronic toy

best i can do

dailycatsblog:

arson-mushroom:

elspeth-tirel:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

my friend of several years was begging to be added to our mtg group chat despite never having played it, I agreed to add him and all he did was send us this meme and leave

sabertoothwalrus:

my mom sent me some halloween decorations but the garland was missing some letters

busket:

bennettflynt:

busket:

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

he?

thank you…..

asmackofjellyfish:

plaguedocboi:

I love love love fang blennies because they can unhinge their terrifying jaws to reveal giant venomous teeth

But when their mouths are closed they’re just the Goofiest Goobers in the whole world.

No thoughts just Sit In Tube

any0-o:

RAIDEN